May 2013
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
jimdoesntcarrey:
salacl:
jimdoesntcarrey:
lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:
does any1 remember the replacements
i do
what happened to this show!!!???
it was… replaced
thatpunnyguy:
egberts:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
don’t you mean aworkted?
bloodbending:
demoncolbert:
OH MY GOD
i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.
THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED...
we-are-his-army:
foreverwholocked:
watchtheskytonight:
thefangirltwicedead:
Seriously, how is Tumblr going to survive this November? We’ve got Thor 2 AND Catching Fire AND the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary AND Sherlock Series 3.
….you forgot and the Hobbit
OH
GOD
DON’T FORGET SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL WE’RE FUCKED
penandpage:
sherlockthewizardingavenger:
burnupasun:
i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together
And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out
And a romantic...
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
smokeporch:
why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
I tried to keep scrolling. I really did…
Drama-Free
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
You know when you watch a film for like the 15th...
zyzil:
Ice age.
genuinelylarry:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
